The Left Cheek Kerfuffle

The left cheek kerfuffle was the inciting incident in 2011 that caused the deaths of the original members of the Flex Offenders except for Dillon. While for most of season 2, The Left Cheek Kerfuffle was shrouded in mystery and only referenced in passing as something Dillon really wanted to avoid opening up about, the Kerfuffle itself along with the events that lead up to it were revealed at the end of season 3. In an effort to steal more fish from PetSmart, Maren grabbed a fistfull of beta fish and hid them in her mouth, conveniently tucked within a surgically implanted pouch in her left cheek. Unfortunately, the incredibly concentrated sexual energy of so many betas getting so close to a woman resulted in a massive explosion that wiped out three city blocks, and put Brynn's iconic big green plume to shame. The original Flex Offenders arrived on the scene to evacuate survivors and execute witnesses, as they had still not been registered as an official hero group at this time. However, the background simp radiation emanating from all the fish stashed in Maren's left cheek resulted in the original Flex Offenders mutating into thirsty-ass horny bitches, and shot long spider-string lines of cum. Dillon ultimately realized that it was too much of a hassle keeping them alive, and used his amazing talent for throwing his voice to make it sound like each member of the team had suddenly shouted a series of offensive racial slurs, causing a nearby pack of rabid BLM protestors to descend upon them and tear them limb from limb. After this mercy killing, Maren awkwardly asked Dillon on a date to get some Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supremes at the mall, and she has been regretting that decision ever since